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jordyn3130:

jordyn3130:

thetimetunespoon:

simply-bitchy:

yaoi-dominion:

makochantachibanana:

fallen-3-feathers:

jeanneedsfreckledjesus:

makochantachibanana:

vaniruu:

shizuochanx3:

ricerose09:

lightcreatures:

makochantachibanana:

IT’S EVEN BETTER WITH HEADPHONES AT MAX VOLUME

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I don’t understand most of what you’re saying but omfg I love it ಥ‿ಥ

DAMN WHEN DID MAKOTO’S VOICE GET THIS DEEP?????!?!!

DAMN ITTTTTTTTTT I forgot that my volume was up all the way and my sister has guests over and it was up all the way and I couldn’t turn it off because I was scrolling when I was waiting for it to load and I lost where it was and I ended up just refreshing the page but THEY KNOW NOW

My mom heard it. She told me I’m a weirdo because I listen to a man AGGRESSIVELY SUCKING A LOLIPOP. She doesn’t know

question is. WHAT KIND OF LOLLIPOP 

I had headphones and i turned it up really loud and i guess my sister and my mom could still hear it and they were staring at me while i was making faces and blushing and my mom was like “You and your anime boyfriend can go take it to your room” and my sjster was losing it

All I can think of is that he’s talking to haru and that haru is just staying quiet because he’s just speechless at the moment.

you just made this post even more better

IM DYING my parents thought I was asleep and came downstairs. Usually I listen to music before I go to sleep, so I just threw my phone away from me and closed my eyes. No problem, right? WELL, apparently when I threw my phone the headphones came unplugged. SO, they got a load of makoto and I just flailed around yelling over the phone and trying to pause or plug in my headphones. THEY KNOW AND NOW THEM AND I ARE BOTH MORTIFIED FOR TWO DIFFERENT REASONS.

mako is officially MY boyfriend, get out of the way, haru. 

This is why you must always make sure your earbuds are properly being used when listening to things on tumblr. o///o 

I haven’t even listened to the recording yet, and this post already has me dying… I can’t even imagine what sounds will happen when I play this!

So, uh, there was five minutes of a seriously sexy, man voice (it sounded like he was right beside me with headphones in!)… Then, there was a lot of grotesque and disturbing sounds at the end that made me want to rip out the headphones… I suppose, if you have mesophonia, listening to make outs or whatever that was would be a really bad idea, huh?

Played — 73,350 times
Trackname — Yo I heard that Makoto aggressively makes out with you in this track
Artist — dammit makoto
Album —

spangefucker:

when someone asks u for help on something ur good at

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Reblogged from marcosbetterhalf, Posted by isnri.
isaenri:

'kageyama, gimme a high-five!'
Reblogged from tsuukkis, Posted by roomiesoreo.
roomiesoreo:


NEDS DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE IS DOIN IT RIGHT

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
Reblogged from zupattaja, Posted by nanasaeharu.
I still can’t believe people thought this guy had a crush on a girl…honestly

glowpinkstah:

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

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????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

Fate be changed, look inside. Mend the bond torn by pride.

  • me: *blushing furiously*
  • friend: omg ur so red what are u thinking about
  • me: s-s-s-s-
  • friend: sex?
  • me: sports anime